Marco Eterno
Convinced the team that "CEO" stands for "Chief Email Operator"
Federico Visintini
Has mass-deleted production databases exactly the right number of times (once)
Massimo Bilancioni
Optimizes everything except his sleep schedule
Fabio Zoratti
Can explain quantum mechanics but not why the CI keeps failing
Valerio Lomanto
Debugs Rust applications by staring at them disapprovingly
